Crimy or G-Man and…wait, Flapjacks a person? Wheres the old lady? The one who always bakes badly. And the guy with the suspenders who’s always “mucking things up”. And…wait…no…if he’s DMC’s son… What’s that got to do with the newshog? I’d attempt to explain the plot of Double Crossed: The Ballad of Rodrigo, but it’s far too complicated and, besides, I’d only spoil it. Here’s what I can tell you: for half of the play you will be extremely confused.